Cute As A Button

People used to ask me for copies of the buttons I made with entertaining sayings, so I put together this catalog. But I am not making buttons much anymore, and this page is no longer maintained regularly. You can click on a button's code to see an image of a page containing that button.

Code Button Description
5E A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.
7F Always mount a scratch monkey.
2F Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better.
4A Any variations or irregularities you might find in this person are part of the uniqueness of the design. The person you have purchased is one of a kind.
6D Armed and Dangerous [complete RSA Perl script] This Perl script is an export-controlled munition. http://dcs.ex.ac.uk/~aba/rsa/
6C Ask me about my lobotomy.
4F Bite off more than you can chew, then chew as if your life depended on it. It does.
8D Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
3B Born Again Pagan
4I Caution: The mass of this person contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
7A Ceci n'est pas un macaron.
4E Conserve entropy.
6A Did I have a good time last night?
6G DO NOT DISTURB
3A Do or do not. There is no try. —Yoda
2I Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?
4K Does comedy on television cause comedy in the streets? (Dick Cavett)
17A Don't hate yourself in the morning—Sleep till noon.
3I Friendly person trapped in a grouchy body.
1G FTL Express When it absolutely, positively has to be there yesterday.
7J "Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." —Admiral Hyman G. Rickover
8B Hold on Scotty: I've just discovered Mensa.
1E How does a blind skydiver know when to pull? The guide dog's leash goes slack.
3E Hug me all you want, but you're not getting this button.
2A hy-dro-gen [pronunciation] n. That substance which, when left to itself for a sufficiently long time, forms people.
17B I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.
1B I [picture of a heart] my picture of a dog.
3C I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. —A. Whitney Brown
2D I plan to live forever or die trying.
9A "I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of [see button], unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce." —J. Edgar Hoover
1C I take chocolate from strangers.
5B I think, therefore I'm single.
2G If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
1A If I were any cuter, I'd be a teddy bear.
2H If triangles had a god, He'd have three sides. (old Yiddish proverb)
8F Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
4G In cyberspace nobody can see your haircut. [Amy font]
4H In cyberspace nobody can see your haircut [Liquid Crystal font]
7D Information Highway Roadkill
1H Is there really a Canada or are all those guys just kidding?
8K It's hard to make a program foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
5I It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that [see button] would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge. —Voltaire
5F Kindness in words creates confidence, in thinking creates profoundness, in giving creates love. —Lao Tzu
7B Let's play Chocolate. You nibble my ear, and I'll melt.
1J Life in a vacuum sucks.
9B Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. —Jean de la Bruyere
6E Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
5G May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. —George Carlin
8J Mensa puts the fun in dysfunctional.
6I Mr. Wrong
5H My karma ran over my dogma.
4D Never ascribe to malice what is adequately explained by stupidity.
5D Never feel guilty about having warm human feelings toward anyone. —Ben Cartwright
1I Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.
1F No Noise ["NOISE" inside the international No symbol, a slashed circle]
6H NO SOLICITING
8H One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar. —Helen Keller
7I Pablo Picasso: "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
5A People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense. —Ken Kesey
4B Plays well with others.
7C Politically Incorrect.
2K Reunite Gondwanaland!
2J Sacred cows make the best hamburger. —Mark Twain
3K Single and Looking.
2C Students achieving oneness will move ahead to twoness. —Woody Allen
8E Subvert the dominant paradigm.
8I The #1 Recreational Drug: The Pill
7E The magic words are squeamish ossifrage.
7H The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. (Einstein)
3F The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
4C There's nothing like a simile.
7G Things to do today: Shop. Eat lunch. Strangle a skinny person.
7K "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." —George Santayana [Wear two of these.]
6F Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. —John F. Kennedy
8C Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
3D Visualize whirled peas.
4J Warning: This person warps space and time in their vicinity.
8A When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
1D Why aren't there more blind skydivers? It scares the dogs too much.
5C Will cure [see button] for food.
2E Will you pay more taxes for free medical care?
6B Yes, but not you!
8G Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
2B YOU! Out of the gene pool!

Compilation © copyright 1996 by Eric Postpischil.